Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Hat Is Where It’s At




By Ken Hanson

You can see a cowboy walking down the street,
You might even hear him before that,
You can tell he’s a cowboy by the way he’s dressed,
From his boots way up to his hat.

That jingling that makes you look around,
Is made by his spurs of course,
They hang onto his boots and help him out,
While riding his favorite horse.

Those boots might be real shiny,
Made of ostrich or lizard or gator,
They could be just plain old cow hide,
They’ll probably get muddy sooner or later.

He will likely be wearing Levis or Wranglers,
Made with rivets and stitched real strong,
If they’re new they won’t have any rips or stains,
That won’t last for long.

He will probably have a big belt buckle,
One you can see from afar,
The really big gold ones were won riding bulls,
Proof of how tough they are.

He might have on a long sleeve shirt,
The kind with a western style,
With fancy pockets and pearl snap buttons,
The ones that make a cowgirl smile.

He will always have on a cowboy hat,
There’s never a doubt about that,
‘Cause when it comes to a cowboy’s attire,
The hat is where it’s at.

Nothing says more about a cowboy,
Than the kind of hat he will wear,
Some are classic country, some a little ratty,
Some will just make people stare.

Some hats are a fashion statement,
All nice and clean and new,
Some have been in the dirt of an arena,
Maybe still stained with poo.

The ladies will have a hat of their own,
One that compliments their feminine style,
With just the right curve of the brim,
The kind that makes a cowboy smile.

A cowboy hat has character,
No two are ever the same,
Some have feathers of peacocks or eagles,
Some are just kinda plain.

A cowboy hat is polite,
Watch one and you’ll see why,
It’ll tip as a greeting when opening a door,
Always when a lady walks by.

A cowboy hat is smart, it can tell the time,
It knows where the sun is too,
It’ll tilt to keep your face in the shade,
To keep it from burning you.

It knows what time of year it is,
It knows the season as well,
The straw ones come out in the summer,
The felt ones appeared after the leaves fell.

A cowboy hat is tough, I’ve seen ‘em fly off,
While riding a bull and fall to the ground,
I’ve seen it stomped into the dirt several times,
While that bull was spinning around.

When the ride was done that cowboy walks over,
To pick up his hat, and then,
He just knocks off the dirt, puts it back on,
And it’s ready to go again.

A cowboy hat is friendly,
It lets the whole world know,
What kind of man he is,
It isn’t just for show.

It says he’s an honest hardworking man,
That loves God, his family, and America too,
It says he’s a caring, trustworthy man,
One who will stand beside you.

A cowboy hat is resourceful,
There are many things it can do,
It can shelter a baby kitten that’s lost,
It can swat pesky flies too.

It can fan a flame when building a fire,
It can scoop up cold water for your horse,
Unless it’s one that’s made out of straw,
They’re not too good at that of course.

It can protect your modesty getting out of the bath,
It can wave down a cab for you,
There are hundreds of things its good at,
We’ve only got time for a few.

But most of all, a cowboy hat is reverent,
It worships The Lord as well,
Although it never says Amen,
Here is how you can tell.

The instant I say “Would you pray with me”,
That hat will jump off of your head,
It will rest in your hand while you bow to The Lord,
And the prayer is being said.

That lifelong companion you have on your head,
Will stick by you no matter what you do,
But the most important thing it does,
Every Sunday, it’s here in this Church with you.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Those Twenty Nine Men Can Wait



By Ken Hanson

Not everyone gets to meet their idol,
I’m one of the lucky few.
I didn’t think he’d come to Amarillo,
Even though I wanted him to.

Can you imagine my anticipation
When Gordon Lightfoot announced the date.
October 26th, a Sunday evening,
Only a few more weeks to wait.

I grew up with Mr. Lightfoot’s music,
His songs seemed to echo my life.
They were always there, through good times and bad,
Through joy and gladness, trouble and strife.

To hear them in person would be such a treat,
But what I didn’t know,
I was one of the lucky few,
That would meet him after the show!

It’s a pretty good crowd for a Sunday,
I see a few friends also there for the show,
Then the lights go down and the band comes out,
He grabs his guitar and away we go!

He launches right in with song after song,
And the years just melt away.
I instantly feel three decades younger,
Hearing his songs that day.

That’s the amazing thing about music,
It’s a time machine set on rewind.
Those long forgotten parts of our lives,
The songs can help us find.

His music turns the pages of my life,
I remember my youth as I’m growing old,
Gentle songs you can understand,
That touch the deepest parts of my soul.

I’ve known some Rainy Day People,
Been down that Carefree Highway as well,
I’ve told loved ones their Beautiful,
Felt the Early Morning Rain as it fell.

I still grieve for those twenty nine men,
Who lost their lives in that tragic way.
Their memory still strong after all these years,
We relive it on the radio most every day.

All too soon the evening is done,
And most of the people head for the door,
But Shelly and Dale and me and Steve,
Linger behind with quite a few more.

A crowd of supporters of KACV
Will meet Mr. Lightfoot after the show.
Number 63, last one of the tour,
Before he heads home to Toronto.

What do you say to your idol,
When you finally meet him face to face?
What do you do to stand out a little,
From every other fan in the place?

There are lots of videos on YouTube
Showing 35 years of his career,
But the shortest one, without a song,
Is the one I hold most dear.

It shows a joyful interaction
Between adoring daughter and famous dad.
She’s trying to get him to say something,
That obviously makes her glad.

Daddy, Oh Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy, say it, say it, say it.
She turns the web cam,
Shows him by the door,
And this is what he says...

“I just dropped in to say Howdy,
So I’ll say it...Howdy!”

She laughs in delight, and the video ends,
So that’s what I’m going to say.
I know he’ll recognize his very own words,
I hope it’ll make his day!

I’ll let him know he’s a part of my life,
And I’m not like every other man,
That shakes his hand and tells him,
I’m your biggest fan.

We say Howdy in Texas all the time,
He’s just like one of us,
Maybe it’ll show how much we adore him,
Before he gets on the bus.

So here we are, he’s standing before me,
I shake his hand and my mind goes numb,
The knees go weak, my rehearsed line forgotten,
I could kick myself for being so dumb.

I can’t seem to figure out how to speak,
I didn’t plan to be an idiot today,
“Thanks for coming to Amarillo,”
Is all I managed to say.

So many things I want to talk about,
But now I can’t speak, how can that be?
Starstruck, I believe, is the word that applies,
Does this happen to others or only to me?

I barely was able to hand him a card,
That has the address of this poetry blog.
I pray to God he doesn’t throw it away,
I’ll look for Toronto on the connection log.

Surely being a songwriter,
He’ll have an interest in poetry too.
Perhaps I can even entertain him,
The way he does for me and you.

Time pursues us all like a predator,
The Grim Reaper knows where we are.
We will all shuffle off this mortal coil,
Though the time may be near or far.

I doubt many of us will leave a legacy,
Of the kind Gordon Lightfoot will have done.
His genius has touched so many,
His popularity enjoys a decades long run.

I imagine twenty nine men in heaven
Waiting to shake the hand some day,
Of the man who kept their memory alive,
In an accurate and respectful way.

Please God, tell those twenty nine men
They will have to wait some more.
He has lots more work to do,
Before he shows up at your door.

Mr. Reaper, you had your chance and you blew it,
Go about your business and let him be.
He has many more concerts to perform,
There are others out there like me.

Who knows how many people
Are hoping he’ll come to their town.
There’s nothing quite like the experience,
Of live concert sound.

I hope you’ll have many more years on the road,
So many people to see face to face.
Without the music of Gordon Lightfoot,
Our world would be a lonelier place.



Thursday, July 3, 2008

Give It The Old Cowboy Try



By Ken Hanson

It’s something that I think about,
Standing in front of this crowd.
I really don’t know if I’m qualified,
To read you a poem out loud.

Would I have the opportunity,
And would you listen to my tale,
About trying to write a cowboy poem,
Quite possibly to no avail.

You see, I really must admit,
It’s probably obvious to Y’all,
That I grew up in the city,
I’m not a cowboy at all.

Wait a minute, did I just say Y’all?
That sure sounds like cowboy to me.
Maybe it’s not about what you do,
But where you just happen to be.

I was born in the great state of Texas,
Amarillo to be exact.
I’ve lived here all of my life so far,
Proud to be a Texan, that’s a fact.

So what if I didn’t grow up on the range,
Riding and roping, wild and free.
I coulda’, I shoulda, I woulda’,
But I work for the Phone Company.

I was just like every other boy,
On Saturday mornings I’d be,
With Roy and Dale and Gene and The Duke,
Sharing their adventures on TV.

It’s quite likely that we’d have a gun fight,
Or help runnin’ down a wild herd.
I’d live their adventures, their lives, their songs,
I’d hang on their every word.

So how can it be that I didn’t become a cowboy,
The example they set.
Maybe because it’s hard to find a real one,
But if you look, they’re still around yet.

I guess it depends on where you grew up,
In the city, or the wide open spaces.
By chance would you even see a cowboy?
Would they hang out in those kind of places?

If I’da had my druthers, I’da lived on a ranch,
Or a farm, in a Lincoln Log Home.
But instead I find that I live in the city,
And spend my days on the telephone.

Maybe if my Dad had’a been a cowboy,
Then surely I’da been one too.
But he wasn’t, and I’m not, now my youth has been lost,
I guess my chances are few.

It seems if you’re gonna’ be a cowboy,
Then you’ll have to want that way of life.
The work is hard, the hours are long,
I bet it’s even tough on your wife.

If that’s the path you choose, then you better have,
The passion a cowboy’s life will demand.
Otherwise I’m sure it’ll eat you up,
And things will get way out of hand.

But if you can hack it, I’m sure you will find,
The rewards will be many and great.
People will point and say, “There’s a real cowboy”,
The burden is yours, but you’ll shoulder the weight.

So now I think that I’ve figured it out,
This writing a cowboy poem.
Though you live in the city, if your spirit is true,
When the right words come, you’ll know ‘em.

So, should I give it a shot, qualified or not,
And try to write poem number two?
I tell you what, I’ll make you a deal,
And leave the results up to you.

I promise that I will try my best,
To honor the cowboy in verse.
I’ll write it all down, legible next time,
Ya’ know, I might even rehearse.

So, what do you think, should I write number two?
Or just let the chance pass me by?
I promise that, with just a little encouragement,
I’ll give it the old cowboy try!

O Pibal Where Art Thou?



By Ken Hanson

Such a simple thing really, I’m sure you’ll agree,
This thing called a pibal, so how can it be.

That it has such control over what we will do,
It can spur us to action, or make us feel blue.

Just a latex balloon filled with a gas.
The kind that you buy, not the kind that you pass.

Sometimes it’s black, sometimes it’s white,
Sometimes it even carries a light.

So it’s easy to see by the people below,
Who all want to know if it’s go or no go.

This funny little ball that’s so eager to fly,
Is launched in the air by some black and white guy.

The Zebras we call them, their most vital job,
Is keeping us safe in the gathering mob.

The pibal takes off and it flies away.
Soon we will learn what we’re doing today.

I wonder if it knows looking down on our crowd,
That we will rejoice, or all groan out loud.

Depending of course on the route that it takes,
How fast it will rise, the progress it makes.

We all hope to see it rise straight in the sky,
‘Cause then we will know that today we can fly.

Some days it takes off so low and so fast,
Our worst fears are realized, today’s chance has passed.

Some go back to sleep, others will remain,
For an I Don’t Care party, and pickle their brain.

By passing the good stuff for the whole group to taste,
Even though grounded it won’t go to waste.

On the good days we’ll save it for after the flight,
We’ll toast our adventures in the warm sunlight.

By then our poor pibal will have drifted away,
Not even invited to the party that day.

But we won’t forget you, you gave your OK,
And let us know we could fly safely this day.

But now I must wonder, were you too far away,
To hear what we yelled after your takeoff today?

The prizes are given, but were you too high,
To hear us yell TEQUILA before we go fly!

A Room Full Of Inspiration




By Ken Hanson

I went to the Civic Center to kill some time,
To a Severe Weather Seminar that was free.
There were all kinds of exhibits and tables set up,
A lot to do and even more to see.

The local weather men were in a big room,
Talking about this upcoming year,
How to spot severe storms and tornadoes,
And all of the weather conditions we fear.

They showed us video of storms from last season,
And talked about what to do to prepare,
And where to look for a place you can hide,
From damaging tornadoes, although they are rare.

Lightening is especially dangerous,
It can get you just about any place,
Heavy rain and its runoff are some of the dangers,
That all of us could possibly face.

Why is he talking about tornadoes,
To a room full of people that came here today,
To hear cowboy poetry, or maybe a song,
If I gave you the chance that’s what you would say.

Let me tell you a secret before I explain,
I hope that you’ll go check it out on your own.
The Civic Center has the best hot dogs in town,
That information is not widely known.

So I’m having a smokey sausage dog with chili,
Standing in the middle of the main hallway,
When I see a sign out in front of a door,
They’re having another exhibit here today.

I’m licking the chili off of my fingers,
Walking over to read the sign so I’ll know,
What’s happening in the room next door,
The sign says, Western Antique Collectables Show.

I walk through the door and I’m astounded to see,
This incredible history of the cowboy way.
More things on display than I even knew existed,
To see it all will take most of the day.

I spent a few minutes looking around,
And realized, there’s a poem in here.
A room full of inspiration is what I have found,
But there’s too much to remember it all, I fear.

I’ve got to write some ideas down,
But pencil and paper is what I lack.
I headed back to the Weather Seminar,
I told the guy by the door, “I’ll be back”.

I returned in a few with an un-sharpened pencil,
And pieces of paper that were giveaways.
I needed a way to sharpen the lead,
But I don’t carry a knife anymore these days.

I figured that every cowboy in that room,
Would be willing to loan me his pocket knife.
The first one I asked handed me a really old one,
His father had given him early in life.

I sharpened the pencil, thanked him for his kindness,
And started looking around the room that day.
I was completely overwhelmed by the variety of items,
And the people I met, and the things they would say.

Most of the men were old cowboys themselves,
They patiently explained what their items were for.
To a greenhorn like me, it was a history lesson,
That left me wanting to learn much more.

Many displays had boots and old spurs,
I never knew there were that many kinds.
There were lots of old books and photograph albums,
Pictures and drawings and hand painted signs.

There were Bowie knives and leather knives and pocket knives,
More kinds of knives and swords than I’ve ever seen.
Saddles and blankets and stirrups and ropes,
And even a couple of wooden canteens.

There were bits and bridles and riding whips,
And several sets of old leather reigns.
Sleigh bells and cowbells, saddle holsters and chaps,
And a couple of antique iron weather vanes.

There were many examples of old branding irons,
I wonder how long it’s been since they glowed.
Sculptures, cowboy art and old cow skulls,
Leather work and all of the skills that it showed.

All kinds of guns and holsters were displayed,
Pistols and rifles, a shotgun or two,
Flintlocks and muskets, a blunderbus and a coach gun,
A powder horn and old shells were all there to view.

A lot of old coins were there to see,
A couple of safes you could have kept them in.
Gold scales, poker chips, even a roulette wheel,
With which to lose your money, or perhaps even win.

There was an Indian headdress, a bow and some arrows,
Kachina dolls, eagle feathers and beads were displayed.
A bone handled knife, and hand made moccasins.
I imagine long ago an Indian had made.

There were frying pans, skillets, and cooking pots,
A Dutch Oven, coffee pots and scoops at the show.
Milk jugs and bottles, coffee grinders and wash tubs,
I bet were used on some Chuck Wagon long ago.

Old guitars were in abundance along with banjos,
Whiskey jugs, walking sticks, an old leather vest.
Fire bellows, Flax water bags and oil lamps,
Were likely found around campfires in the West.

I saw lots of pocket watches, an old mantle clock,
Belt buckles and badges, Bolo ties that somebody wore.
Bull whips, Derringers, saddle soap and sombreros,
A brace and bit that probably made someone sore.

There was barbed wire and wagon wheels,
Both likely ran for miles and miles.
Handcuffs and bedpans were unlikely items,
When spotted by people would sometimes bring smiles.

There were old Bibles, and an older church bell,
I wonder where that came from.
Lots of Turquoise jewelry, a few animal traps,
A strong box and gun belts that were used by some.

Boot Jacks were plentiful, their design and workmanship,
Is something you don’t see much of anymore.
Arrowheads and pottery were everywhere,
And old glass bottles like in the antique store

Antlers and cow horns were there in great numbers,
Some looked like they were straight from the cow.
Some were mounted and would look nice in your den,
The cow don’t need ‘em anymore anyhow.

There was an old stick horse, and bags full of marbles,
I’m sure meant the world to some kid back then.
They sure had fun without microprocessors and batteries,
It was just a simpler time way back when.

I saw more old hats than I’ve ever seen,
Oh the stories I bet they could tell.
Western wear of all kinds, an old pair of saddlebags,
Likely used for generations and obviously worn well.

There were old cameras, older maps,
Even a dog eared Howdy Doody book.
Irons with wood handles you heat up on the stove,
Pieces of history everywhere you look.

There was a hand made model of a windmill,
The kind you don’t see much anymore.
Home made footstools made out in the barn,
Better than you can find in a Wal Mart Store.

There were home made clothes pins and humidors,
Pearl handles you could put on your gun.
An old brass spittoon, tarnished and dented,
That looked like for years it had sat in the sun.

I saw a piece of wood on a table,
The same one with the wooden canteen.
I asked what that wood was used for,
It was something I don’t think I’d ever seen.

The man said, “It’s a singletree, there’s also a doubletree”,
“It’s part of the harness used to hook up your team”.
I realized that so much of this history is slipping away,
The young people today just don’t care it would seem.

I spent a while talking to this friendly fellow,
James Weathers is his name.
He came here from Hamilton Texas,
Seems his interest and mine are the same.

He said he was a cowboy,
And used all these things for much of his life.
I told him my story about writing this poem,
Finding the paper and borrowing the knife.

We talked about the history on display in that room,
And the people that do it are fewer each year.
When his generation are all gone, will this lifestyle be lost?
I hope not, but it might, that’s what I fear.

Even though people like me are interested,
We didn’t live that life, it just isn’t the same.
We’ll only be curators of the artifacts,
The experiences that life gives you is the name of the game.

I did notice something in that room full of people,
Money wasn’t what it was all about.
Though most of the items were for sale,
It was the love of the history that brought people out.

The obvious pride people took in their wares,
Made me wonder how they could part with a single one.
It probably didn’t bother ‘em too much,
To haul it all home when the day was done.

So James, God Bless You My Friend,
Don’t be in a hurry to join those who’ve passed on.
Our world would be a lonelier place,
If all the cowboys were gone.

Howda Tellthet Chura Texan



By Ken Hanson

I’ve heard people say, “I wasn’t born in Texas,
But I got here as quick as I could”.
I think Texas is a great place to live,
I really think that you should.

There’s all kinds of people here,
That are friendly and funny and smart.
But I think it’s the colorful way that we talk,
That really sets us apart.

If you ask a Texan, “Wherebouts you live?,
He might say, “Over Yonder”, or “Ri-Cheere”,
For those of you Buffaloed by that answer,
What he really means is near here.

He might say, “If’fn I had by Druthers,
I’d live way out in the Sticks”.
It’s that love of wide open spaces,
That makes City Folks think we’re a bunch of hicks.

But if you call him that, he might be all over you,
Just like a Duck on a Junebug.
And now you Done Stepped In It,
With a Hitch in your Gitalong, I doubt you’ll be so smug.

If you ask a Texan, “Jeet Yet”?
He’s likely to say, “No, Jew”?
And if you think its time to Chow Down on Vittles,
You might as well say, “Yont To”?

If you got a Hankerin’ you might as well,
Mosey to town and get some Bar B Q,
And don’t forget to Holler at the Youngins’
They might be back from the Swimmin’ Hole and want some to.

If them kids are real hungry they might tell you,
“My stomach thinks my throat’s been cut”.
Or else, “My stomach’s gnawin’ on my backbone”,
It’ll bankrupt the Governor to fill up their gut.

After dinner he might sit a spell if he’s Tarred,
Jawin’ or Yakin’ or Flappin’ his Gums for an hour to two,
He might even do a little Pickin’ and Grinnin’,
That’s playin’ the Geetar if I have to explain it to you.

I’ve heard that out in California,
The young men call each other “Dude”,
And they communicate in cars using just one finger,
Though the way they do it seems rude.

But out here in the Smack Dab Middle
Of the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave,
Do they know that were just being friendly.
When we see ‘em drive by and give ‘em a wave?

Of course they won’t be driving through here,
If a Blue Northern comes to town.
We’ll all be Socked In cause between here and the North Pole,
All the Barbed Wire’s been knocked down!

And if it snows enough Here in these Parts,
You’ll just have to Hunker Down and Wait it Out.
Or else Throw in your Hat and start shoveling,
Then your Axel will be Dragin’, no doubt.

Or you could stay in and get a Snoot Full of Hooch,
If you hear a knock at the door, say “Who Zat, Zat Chew”?
Course you already know it’s you’re your best buddy,
Who made his way over cause he knows you got some brew.

When it starts to thaw out them dirt roads will be soggy,
Just like it’s been Rainin’ Cats and Dogs.
You just might slide off in the Bar Ditch,
And be there till Spring along with the frogs.

Course you might get lucky and some Good Old Boy
Might happen by and Ponder your fate.
If he’s worth a Plug Nickel, when he Gets a Round Tu’it,
He’ll pull your truck out, wouldn’t that be great?

I S’pose you could get your own tractor to do it,
But the dang things been busted since last fall.
The axel’s Wallered Out and the wheels Whoppy Jawed,
And the motors fixen’ to blow up if you drive it at all.

The Sawed Off Runt that sold you that tractor,
Had you pegged and hung you out to dry.
Wonder what that Hornswoggler was doin’ in these parts,
It’d Hairlip the governor to find out why.

So Quit your Caterwallin and Take the Bull by the Horns,
Tell him you want your money back, give him fits.
Offer to string him up on a tall oak tree,
That oughta’ scare ‘im half out of his wits.

If you don’t square it up, you’ll be Blown out of the Water,
Cause you won’t get your plantin’ done in the spring.
You should’ve done business with a feller who’s honest,
A man not true to his word ain’t worth a thing.

A Texan will say Howdy Y’all, or Put ‘er there Pardner,
And look you square in the eye since the day he was born.
He won’t brag about being honest,
That’d be too much like Tootin’ your own Horn.

He’ll treat you fair and square,
He knows what goes around comes around.
He’s most likely a God fearing man
True to his word with morals that are sound.

He’ll weigh his words before he says ‘em.
He doesn’t want to offend me or you.
If he mashes his finger working on his truck,
He’ll say Pardon my French if he turns the air blue.

He’ll say, “Hold your horses, I was just funnin’ ya,
If he makes you mad pullin’ a joke on you.
If you say “Are you through pullin’ those pranks”?
He’ll say, “Naw Chet”, and expect you to get him back too.

He might have a knack for getting’ under your skin,
But don’t expect him to change his way.
“If’fn it aint broke don’t fix it”,
Is likely what he would say.

But you can’t ask for a better friend,
Ones that will stand by you no matter what are few.
If you’ve got a problem that’s eatin’ you up,
You can spill your guts and he’ll listen to you.

I’m sure you can find friends wherever you go,
To find a better friend than a Texan you’d have to go pretty far.
People are here because they want to be,
I guess we’re who we are because of where we are.

What it all boils down to in my opinion is this,
When you think about it I’m sure you’ll agree.
The only requirement to be a Texan is,
That’s what you really want to be.

Tears Of Bitter Remorse



By Ken Hanson

Our country changed September 11,
Right there for the whole world to see.
Our way of life had a wake up call,
It’ll never again be the way it used to be.

When they knocked down our buildings,
And the Pentagon and more,
The message was clear,
They’ve invaded our shore.

For a long time we’ve heard on the six o’clock news,
The talk about fighting in some far off place.
But not around here, not since the 1800’s
Have we seen the fighting face to face.

But they brought the fight to us,
And quite by surprise, for you see,
They got us where we least expected,
They kicked us in our complacency.

The smoke hadn’t even begun to clear,
When our military started to respond.
But little did we know that day,
The way this war would drag on.

Our brave men and women in the U S Armed Forces,
Are always ready at the drop of a hat,
To defend our country and our way of life,
Against any invader, you can bet on that.

But what do you do when it’s a suicide mission,
And the invasion was done by so few.
They took our own planes, knocked ‘em out of the air,
And took their own lives, now what do you do?

We pretty much knew who was behind this attack,
A no good dirty rotten snake,
Called Osama Bin Laden, but what we didn’t know,
Was how many lives he could take.

We invaded Iraq looking for Nuclear Weapons,
That we were sure must be there.
But they must’ve moved ‘em, and that Devil Bin Laden,
Just vanished into thin air.

Now try as they might, our boys haven’t found him,
He’s hiding out in a cave somewhere.
He’s on his home turf, and has people behind him,
It’ll be a long time before it’s over, over there.

Now that’s not to say that our boys can’t find him,
And dig him out into the light of day.
But they’re not allowed to think for themselves,
They have to do what their superiors say.

The chain of command that our military uses,
Starts at the top in Washington D.C.
But a lot of the people there making decisions,
Sleep safe at home with their family.

They’re far more worried about their political future,
Than ending this conflict in a timely way.
And the grunts in the field with their boots in the sand,
Are putting their lives on the line every day.

What we have here is a pulled punches war,
Another political campaign.
But our enemy doesn’t play by the rules,
And their own courts took a year to deal with Hussein.

Our soldiers have the training to end this today,
Their frustration must be unbearable.
We’ve done this before, In Vietnam,
The similarities are certainly comparable.

Maybe we’re going about this all wrong,
Using a Howitzer to swat at a fly.
What if a cowboy went after Bin Laden?
It’s certainly worth a try!

Now before you start laughing, please let me explain,
Just give me a minute or two.
Have you ever heard of or seen a cowboy,
Fail to do what he said he would do?

Here’s how we could do this, we could find an old cowboy,
Willing to do the deed.
We could drop him off in the Afghani Mountains,
With his gun and his saddle and his trusty old steed.

He’d have to be someone seasoned enough,
To know how to live off the land.
Someone that could think for himself,
With plenty of patience, a sharp eye and steady hand.

Then our soldiers could head back home to their families,
They’ve earned a much needed rest.
And that cowboy could start pokin’ round in them mountains,
Eventually he’ll find that murders nest.

I doubt it’s much different than hunting some varmint,
That snuck up and killed your favorite horse.
And if you don’t stop him here and now,
He’ll come back and kill again, of course.

That old cowboy he’s used to being on his own,
Whether rounding up strays or a long cattle drive.
And Hank Jr. said it best when he told us,
A country boy can survive.

His horse can find some grass and water,
The wild ones do it every day.
And that cowboy can live a long time on beef jerky,
Wouldn’t hurt him to lose a few pounds anyway.

He’ll look for the signs a good tracker can read,
And listen real close on those windless still nights.
Sooner or later they’ll come out of their hole,
And guess who’ll have ‘em square in his sights.

Bin Laden’s so arrogant, he thinks that he knows us,
He’s played this game many times before.
But this time we’re the ones that have changed the rules,
We’re finally adapting to his kind of war.

He’s in his backyard and knows when to hide,
Cause he can hear us coming from ten miles away.
He’ll hunker down ‘till the commotion is over,
And live to kill on some other day.

When our military planners start a campaign,
It’s with thousands of tons of machinery and men.
Tanks shake the ground, artillery and mortars,
Throw thousands of shells again and again.

Humvees race around with radios squawking,
Men barking orders, boots pounding the ground.
Missile launchers and generators announce our presence,
By adding to this cacophonous sound.

Jets starting up and taking off,
Choppers and fighter planes fill the sky.
But when it all stops, he’ll come out of his hole,
And that’s the day Bin Laden will die.

When our boys go home and it gets real quiet,
He’ll think that the coast is clear.
But he’d never poke his head up,
If he knew that cowboy and his rifle were so near.

I hope that old cowboy will end it that day,
By putting one round through the middle of his head.
And I hope it brings closure to the still grieving families,
That because of his actions their loved ones are dead.

Is it wrong for me to say these words,
And wish that the life of another would end?
Perhaps, but only God can make that judgment,
And decide whether or not I have sinned.

And if I shed tears of bitter remorse,
When I finally face My God in Heaven,
I hope that my tears will water the grave,
Of someone who died September 11.